Funny Belt Buckles

Some people think that life is just one big joke. From the moment they wake up in the middle of the afternoon until they go to bed at three o'clock in the morning they're just thinkin' up ways to crack people up. These are the people who have subscriptions to those joke websites where they receive a daily joke by email; and, they can sit for hours watching streaming video of purely insane content. These are the people who keep the comedy clubs in business. You have to really watch some of them though, because they're likely to tape your flip phone shut and then give you a call so they watch you go nuts trying to answer the call! These are the people who like to wear funny belt buckles.

Maybe you know one of these people, or maybe you are one of these people! Sometimes the humor is on the tame side, but sometimes folks like to be a bit shocking. Then, there are those who have a sense of humor that is downright disturbing, the kind that leaves people shaking their heads and pondering the depths of human depravity, all the while grinning deep within themselves, because, let's face it, some things are just funny—even if they are outrageous! To keep pace with the diversity of whimsy that people crave, we have assembled a vast selection of funny belt buckles. You're sure to find one to suit your taste, or that of a playful friend or family member.

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We have funny belt buckles that offer information and advice, too. For example, we have one to announce to the world that you are single, another on which you can write your name. There's one that 'tactfully' advises those around you that they should be quiet because you have no aspirin for your throbbing headache. We have one that makes a great gift for those who have been remiss about wearing a belt in the past. Let them know the effect they've had on those around them, that 'Crack Kills'; hopefully they'll get the message! In addition to our buckles, we have funny car magnets, too!

Gun Belt Buckles

The right to bear arms is afforded to us all by the Constitution and we're proud of our heritage. Sure, you can't eat 'em like you can eat mom's apple pie, but they're every bit as American as apple pie! Guns tamed the wild west, and most of us have cheered on our movie heroes, such as John Wayne and Clint Eastwood, who protected society with a heavy dose of firepower! Can you just see John Wayne circling the wagons and throwing rocks at the oncoming enemies? Too ridiculous! How about Dirty Harry waving a night stick around and saying "Go ahead, make my day."; yeah right! Guns are a powerful form of protection and gun belt buckles commemorate our right to defend the liberties we've been guaranteed.

Whether your preference is for western rifles, cowboy revolvers, or modern automatics, our assortment of gun belt buckles is vast enough to find the perfect buckle to suit your taste. The feel of cold steel in your hand promotes a sense of security. And a heavy metal buckle to hold up your pants helps you feel pretty secure, too! Nothing says insecure and unprotected like having your pants fall down!

Gun Belt Buckles

Browse our stock (no pun intended) and find the gun belt buckle that reflects your taste and preference. One particularly attractive buckle in our line up is the 'Revolvers Stick to your Guns' buckle by Felon Clothing. This attractive buckle features a pair of crossed revolvers with barrels that actually spin. Also, very appealing is our heavy chrome buckle, detailed with crossed rifles and an eagle. Then, there’s the glitter bling revolver buckle that measures 3 inches tall by 4 inches wide and fits a belt up to 1 3/4 inches wide. These are only a few examples of the attractive product line we carry, so take your time and browse this entire category.

Celtic Belt Buckles

Let us show you an endless path, winding over and under, twisting and turning in perfect symmetry. No, we're not talking about the interstate exchange! Why would you even think of that? Sure, it is interlaced, but it certainly has no real symmetry. What we are talking about is our collection of Celtic belt buckles. These amazing interwoven designs date back to long before we had expressways, and have been the subject of some lively discussions as to their true origins and meanings. Certainly, they do allude to the concept of eternity and interconnection, which is part of the reason they are so widely sought by those who attribute spiritual significance to them. But, besides that, they are simply beautiful!

Celtic Belt Buckles

Much is said and written about the significance of many of the Celtic symbols, but simply stated, whether you acquaint the symbols with paganism or Christianity, the history and related symbolism is quite hard to pinpoint with any precision. One can spend countless hours pouring over all the divergent information about Celtic art forms. But, owning a high quality Celtic belt buckle is really quite effortless as you can see by browsing our site.

We have a highly discriminating collection of Celtic belt buckles to choose from. Whether you prefer a Celtic/Keltic knot, or a Celtic Cross, Nordic Irish Celtic knot, or the Celtic Tree of Life, you're sure to find what you are seeking. Our buckles come in ovals, rectangles and circles, and will fit a variety of belt widths. So, there's no point in you running around in never ending circles to find what you're looking for when we have it right here! You don't even have to take the interstate to get here!

Visit us at robdiamond.net. where our staff won't twist you out of shape. Quite the contrary, they are very helpful and knowledgeable! And, our site is extremely user-friendly, so you can browse for endless hours until you find your hearts desire.

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Lighter Belt Buckles

Sometimes you find yourself out and a stranger walks up to you, cigarette dangling from his lips and says, "Hey, have you got a light?" Most people will start patting their pockets, fumbling around, trying to locate that evasive lighter that never seems to end up in the same pocket twice in a row. But, not you, you're prepared, you have a handy lighter that is always there! You're ready to be of assistance to even the most annoying of your friends. You know who I'm talking about, its the guy who either has a cigarette and no light, or a light and no cigarette. Am I right? Well, you're ready for him and for strangers on the street with your lighter belt buckle!

Now, there are a lot of functional belt buckles that do things like hiding your money and credit cards, to opening bottles on the fly (no pun intended ;-)), but, a lighter belt buckle is useful for smokers and non smokers alike! Going to a birthday party? Somebody is going to have to come up with a lighter for all those candles. Imagine how popular you'll be when you save the host or hostess from ransacking their home looking for a lighter!

These lighter belt buckles are not only useful, they are very attractive, too! One that is great for any situation is the Spade Las Vegas lighter buckle. This one measures approximately 3 1/2" tall by 3" wide and fits a belt up to 1 3/4" wide. One awesome buckle is our Gun Holster Lighter belt buckle. The gun lighter rests in the leather holster on the buckle until you need to fire it up. This buckle is 3 1/2 inches tall by 6 inches wide and fits a belt up to 1 1/2 inches wide. This one is a major conversation piece! And, you'll defiantly want to consider our very attractive Zippo Holder belt buckle made of fine hand poured pewter. This holder will carry any standard Zippo lighter, and though a lighter is not included with the buckle, we have plenty of Zippo lighters available at our site. These are only a few examples, so browse our entire collection to find your favorite.

At www.robdiamond.net. our site is extremely user-friendly. We are ready to get you fired up with our fine products. We have a knowledgeable and outstanding staff, ready to answer all your questions. Feel free to contact us via email at shoprobdiamond@gmail.com

Huge Belt Buckles

Whoever said bigger is better defiantly knew what they were talking about. In this day and age we 'upsize' and 'supersize' everything from our fast food meals to our SUV's. The old myth that bigger isn't better has died a painful death, having been run over by a monster truck with oversized tires. Take for example, the magnificent size belts worn by winning prize fighters in boxing, and those who win belts in the sport of world wide wrestling. Can you really imagine one of those guys wearing some dainty little belt buckle? No way! Their belts are huge and you can wear a huge belt buckle, too!

If you like being the center of attention, then you are the right person to wear a huge belt buckle. One classic side effect of wearing them is that they attract attention, which makes them great conversation pieces. You'll be the talk of the town and everyone in town will want to talk to you about your interesting buckle.

Our collection of huge belt buckles includes buckles that are not only great looking, but also highly functional. We have several that are not only belt buckles, but they are bottle openers, too! Everyone at the party will be looking you up to open their bottle! Another of our functional versions is the officially licensed Scarface stasher chrome silver belt buckle. It is approximately 1 1/4 inches deep and has a hinged side that opens up to reveal a secret stasher compartment. And, some of our belt buckles are truly artistic, such as the Queen of Broken Hearts buckle and the Artist Thinker Painter pewter belt buckle with baked enamel coloring. This buckle is very detailed, an outstanding quality buckle that is stunning.

At www.robdiamond.net. our site is extremely user-friendly. We are very big on customer service and have a great staff, ready to answer your most colossal questions. Feel free to contact us via email at shoprobdiamond@gmail.com.

Cool Belt Buckles

Well cool belt buckles are still around. We have added so many new belt buckles at this point it's going to take some time to list them all here. Belt buckles are still a benchmark in fashion history and will continue to be a great add to each outfit you wear. Check back for more new belt buckles.

Hip Hop Belt Buckles

Ay yo trip, lemme tell you a few things: 50 Cent is not the price of a newspaper; Snoop Dog is not a canine protective services company; and, Black-eyed Peas are not something to eat with your collard greens. If you know I'm telling the truth, and you know the true identities of these entities then you're probably at the right page and you can hop on in and look around for a cool hip hop belt buckle to express yourself.

Born at block parties in New York City, old school hip hop emerged to spawn the industry that has spread like wildfire and continues to rock the world with an irresistible beat. So many genre of hip hop have been created that they’ve all been given names, just like we name our children. Golden Age Hip Hop, Gangsta Rap, East Coast, West Coast, Bling Bling and Hardcore are just a few of the offspring borne to the hip-hop industry. And, there's a hip hop belt buckle to fit each genre.

Hip Hop is not just a genre of music, it's a whole lifestyle. We have some bomb hip hop belt buckles. Take a look at these fresh styles. Express your appreciation for hip hop music with this Dual Turntables Glitter belt buckle that measures about 6" wide by 2" inches tall. It will fit a belt up to 1 3/4" wide. Or, you might rather wear a Rhinestone Boom Box Ghetto Blaster belt buckle. Then again, the cool Hundred Dollar Bills Chrome buckle is aight! We carry cool bling-bling, too, like pendants and body jewelry. Check it out!

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Black Nautical Star Belt Buckle

Here's an awesome new black nautical star belt buckle. You asked for it and now you've got it. Finally, the nautical star comes in a black version. You can get one on my website below.

Nautical Star Belt Buckle

Poop Belt Buckles

We had a request for Poop Belt Buckles. Now, I don't know what a poop belt buckle is or what you would do with it. But in fashion, anything is possible. They did not include a picture of what they wanted the Poop belt buckles to look like. So I assume the design is up to us. Well, if poop belt buckles are the next hottest fashion statement then so be it. We try to sell what people are asking for. So you may see that poop belt buckle before you know it!

Mudflap Cowgirl Belt Buckle

This is one cool mudflap girl belt buckle. You should check them out here:

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